Well, tis another new year once again, and Rowling's just announced the release date for her version of non-muggle tales. Mark the date, kiddies: July 16th, 2005. Will she stray farther from truth (Of course) or finally dictate the facts?

Being my usual arrogant self, I didn't accept any of your "suggestions" to celebrate my anniversary with Ginny. The actual events of the night shall remain in secret, so bugger off -- none of you are going to find out a bloody thing.

New Year's Resolution: Replace house elves with servants whom I must pay wages to *Cringe* The children are growing up and becoming too fond of them.

Currently Reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Book 5) By J. K. Rowling, Mary Grandpre see related

Do NOT ask me why I am following the Rowling phenomenon, these past few months were quite boring at the manor, that's all. Well, boring in the day, at least...but we won't get into details *Cough*

The summer is nearly over, and I take pride in announcing that I, Draco Malfoy, have once again made it onto the cover of Witch Weekly as the "Most Desirable Husband in the Magical World." Thus, I retain my legacy.

Alright, it's only the second time, but still.

Bugger, it must mean that our second anniversary is coming up, let's see what you muggles have for gift ideas. I demand you to contribute through commenting! And yes, eProp as well, whatever that means.

Why am I such a weak being in the film? Why? Come, Alfonso, let us have lunch together.

We shall also discuss why my wife has the minimal number of ONE line in the entire film.

Otherwise, the film was quite excellent. I always wondered how Granger managed to educate herself so thoroughly third year. Now the truth is confimed once again -- she is, as you Americans say, a nerd.

Feel my wrath, Warner Bros., did you not have any better scene to include in the trailers than the one of Granger giving me a black eye? As accurate as Cuaron's rendition of the scene is, I would still like to hex some American entertainment corporate executives, or whatever they are called over there.

Of course, it does not surprise me that the house elves enjoy viewing that particular scene in slow motion at the rate of a hundred times a minute. Looks like this month calls for some harsh orders around my household.