Well, tis another new year once again, and Rowling's just announced the release date for her version of non-muggle tales. Mark the date, kiddies: July 16th, 2005. Will she stray farther from truth (Of course) or finally dictate the facts?

Being my usual arrogant self, I didn't accept any of your "suggestions" to celebrate my anniversary with Ginny. The actual events of the night shall remain in secret, so bugger off -- none of you are going to find out a bloody thing.

New Year's Resolution: Replace house elves with servants whom I must pay wages to *Cringe* The children are growing up and becoming too fond of them.