Feel my wrath, Warner Bros., did you not have any better scene to include in the trailers than the one of Granger giving me a black eye? As accurate as Cuaron's rendition of the scene is, I would still like to hex some American entertainment corporate executives, or whatever they are called over there.

Of course, it does not surprise me that the house elves enjoy viewing that particular scene in slow motion at the rate of a hundred times a minute. Looks like this month calls for some harsh orders around my household.